Most memorable book quote's in Books Posted August 29, 2013 "Wake me up if we're about to die." - A Song of Ice and Fire (George R. R. Martin) "As long as you know who you are, does it really matter what other people think about you?" - Aldur, from Belgarath the Sorcerer (David Eddings) "I've looked at the world for quite a few years now and I've found that if I don't laugh, I'll probably end up crying." - Silk, from Demon Lord of Karanda (David Eddings) "My Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?" - Mandorallen, from The Seeress of Kell (David Eddings) "Did you want to argue about something in particular or did you just want to start yowling and sort of make it up as we go along?" - Garion, the Belgariad/Malloreon (David Eddings) "Balderdash!" a deep voice roared. "I'm pleased to meet you, Professor Balderdash. My name's Itagne. It was good of you to introduce yourself. Thanks awfully, old boy." The laughter was tumultuous this time. "Fast on his feet, isn't he?" Itagne heard Ulath murmur to Bevier. - The Hidden City (David Eddings) Hatter: Young lady. Alice: What? Hatter: When I look at you, I remember the woman who broke me. You have her precious face. She was painfully kind... and a greater woman than you. Alice: *pause* That is annoying!! Hatter: Right? Alice: And you're... kidding, right? Hatter: *immediately* Of course I am. - Mad Hatter (Blood Dupre) and Alice, from Alice in the Country of Hearts (one of my favorite manga series) PS. I know I have way too much from Eddings, but his witty humor is just so irresistible.