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For my full wishlist, visit:
http://birdspirit.webs.com/apps/forums/topics/show/7800833-birdspirit-s-wishlist
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For my Tinsel List and breeding, go to:
http://birdspirit.webs.com/apps/forums/topics/show/7939409-tinsel-list
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*Funny Acronyms for BirdSpirit*
B.I.R.D.
^ Banana Industrial Research and Development
^ Blackbody Infrared Radioactive Dissociation
^ Bipolar Information and Resource Database
^ Blast and Impact Resistant Design
^ Beginning in the Right Direction
^ Butterflies Imposing Racial Differences
^ Boomerangs In Rampaging Destruction
S.P.I.R.I.T.
^ Stroke Prevention In Reversible Ischemia Trial
^ Sonoma Paranormal Independent Research Investigative Team
^ Student Projects Involving Rocket Investigation Techniques
^ Someone Patrolling Inside Red Impressive Tanks
^ Strange Pterodactyls Increasing Reality Interest Tax
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*Random quotes I have heard, seen, or made up:*
# "Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."
# "The clock is running. Make the most of today. Time waits for no man. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it is called the present."
# "Don't be racist. Be a panda. They're Black, White and Asian."
# "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
# "Don't be positive or you'll be struck by lightning,"
# "A good essay is like a skirt. It's long enough to cover the topic, but short enough to keep it interesting."
# "Applying for college is like being a prostitute. You sell yourself to whoever gives you the best deal."
# "Love means nothing to a tennis player,"
# "I don't believe in God. I believe in myself.
# "Learning is all about being a moron until you do it right."
# "No matter how serious life gets, you still gotta have that one person you can be completely stupid with.”
# "Despite the high cost of living, it’s still very popular."
# "Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until they open their mouth."
# "Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must set yourself on fire first."
# "Four scorched and severed limbs aglow..."
# "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,"
# "Crouching moron, hidden badass,"
# "Then they might better understand that love is not about gender... it's about two people who are totally dedicated to each other and their relationship,"
# "You can only find true love when you're true to yourself."
# "You just say, 'Hi'. They may ignore you. Or you may marry them. And that possibility is worth that one word."
# "If you come back and find 4 cups of coffee that look the same, always take the one that has the most,"
# "Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?"
# "If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?"
# "Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?"
# "Those who live by the sword will be shot by those who don't,"
# "That awkward moment where you finally get to meet your online date in real life and find out its your ex."
# "Those who fail history are doomed to repeat it,"
# "Luck is as reliable as the guy who is stalking you. Both are always there, but they do unexpected things."
# "There are only two season in Utah: winter and road construction."
# "Ok hold it right there slick. I don't do cakes. I don't bake 'em and I don't jump out of 'em!"
# "You did not just call yourself Naozilla."___"Believe it baby, 'cause Tokyo is my playground and everyone screams my name."
# "When life gives you lemons-"___"I complain about the lemons!!"
# "Oh..IT'S FEMALE!"___"Well, that explains A LOT,"