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I loved that movie D:

Twilight movies and Eragon are the first ones to pop in my head as stuff I wish I hadn't watched

Mind you, I know there's a lot of equally bad or worse movies around there, but I've read their reviews in many cases and often know what I'd avoid.

Hercules...and Disney's Robin Hood. *sob* Candy Candido, why do you do this to me?

Avatar is pretty bad, too. And I'd say Ferngully if it didn't have Batty.

The worst movies I have personally seen were Electra and Cat Woman...*shivers*
And pretty much 90% of everything made by Dreamworks animation.

Lies and Illusions... end of Christian Slater's and Cuba Gooding Jr.'s acting careers, nuff said

Twilight, mainly because I enjoyed the books until the movie stuff began and spoiled all of it.

+1

Simply horrendous. Only redeeming factor? 'I'm gonna go Hercules on your ass.'

As for the Bond comment, I thought Bond was generally supposed to be a grim character in the original Fleming novels, and it was really the movies that made him the dashing and charismatic Bond we know.

This post has been edited by Kestra15 on May 16 2010, 12:26 PM

Twilight. Ugh. It's disgusting.

^ agreed.
I read all the books and LOVED them. But I was very disappointed at the movie

My Baby's Daddy or something like that, closely followed by Forty-Year Old Virgin. Neither of which I wanted to see but the first, I was supervising my youngest sister and her friends on her birthday party, and the latter, I was overruled. :\

Team America.

Within the first ten minutes I wanted to kill myself rather than watch another second of it. Unfortunately my parents didn't want to leave. I settled for trying to read my book by the light of the screen and trying not to listen. >_< Worst..... how long WAS that anyway? it felt like eternity..... of my life.

When I saw the Golden Compass movie I died inside, but that cannot compare to how sickened I was by Team America. Not even having to sit through Enchanted and Eragon can compare. I never saw the Twilight movies (hated the books) so I cannot compare those. But this is, to date, the only movie in which I seriously started contemplating killing myself to get away, and the only (intended comedy/political pride) movie I have walked out of then promptly thrown up.

This post has been edited by Layn on May 17 2010, 07:50 AM

BEOWULF.
HANDS DOWN.


e___e
I hated it, the film had a terrible storyline with no real plot, and a naked snake-lady thrown in to get more views.

Cheaper by the dozen, Scoose me for a second.
*barfs*
Yeah, it was that bad.
It was 90% barfy diapers, 9% frog humiliation, and less than 1% funny. D:<
RAEG
Oh, and I like the series, but Twilight was horrid as well.

"O brother, where are thou?"


Only one parts epic, when the whole valley flood, and you watch the dog look like it laughing whiles it's swimming away...

Hmmmmmm, let's think...

Eragon (FAILFAILFAIL! Ruined one of my favourite book series evar...D:)
Mammoth (Hurhur.)
Nim's Island (D8< DEATH.)
The Golden Compass (They practically slaughtered it. The books however...<3)
Slither (NOT a horror movie. Just ****.)
Shrek 2, 3 and probably the upcoming one as well. (Why kill Shrek 1 like that? D8)
Bee Movie (...wth?)

And others I can't think if right now. I actually didn't find Twilight all that bad-I mean, it could've been LOADS worse. I really enjoyed the books, and I think the movie was pretty good in comparison of casting, plot, details etc. It's the fangirls that I hate. I'd bazooka them if i could. D8<

But Eragon....8(
I even mentioned how cruddy it was in my oral on Brisingr for school.

B-ut.. I love Disney's Robin Hood... T.T I pretty much grew up on it.


Well..um.. Eragon was pretty bad. And as I said in a previous bad movies thread, the Leave It to Beaver movie was.. horrendous.

The original Clash of the Titans. It was awful. Really, really bad. And boring to boot.
And, come to think of it, so was Troy. That had some of the worst "acting" I've ever seen.

Greek myths just seem to take a beating by Hollywood.


Oh...and Bridget Jones' Diary. Moronic, whiny, and two hours of my life I want back.

Pet Cemetery 2. The first one was amayzing, the seccond one well the Creeds were just bearly mentiond and well it would be a good movie if Pet Cemetery didn't exsist let's leave it at that.

I'm still trying to shake how bad 2012 was.

2012? I liked that movie. I haven't seen many disaster flicks that end with humanity dying (basically), but 2012 was the most accurate one I've seen. They were dead on with the solar flares and that was what made me like it so much.

I hate hate hate hate hate the movie Where the Wild Things Are. That movie made me cry it was so disturbing. Ugh *shivers*. I do not recommend that movie to anyone. I agree that Eragon was murdered and Golden Compass was taken apart and sown back together in unnatural ways.

2012 was about as accurate as 'The Day After Tomorrow.' But it was a bit of mindless fun.